July 2012
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Buy Tom Simpson's new album featuring the hits the...
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Simpsonizers when Cody is on our tv
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Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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June 2012
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omg I haven't been on this account in so long.
Jun 17th
May 2012
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Cody: What the hell are you doin'?
Cody: Why are you stealing our tree?
Cody: dude that's our tree
Andrew: no it's not, i got this from down the street, someone must've had an early christmas
Cody: I KNOW WHAT MY FRICKIN' CHRISTMAS TREE LOOKS LIKE
Cody: look the snowman is on the top of the tree !
Cody: We bought those ornaments dude
Cody: You're full of bs dude
Cody: What are you trying to do?
Cody: Holy Shit.
Cody: dude all our guitars and everything
Andrew: I just took a few things. I'm a single parent. My kids aren't gonna have a Christmas.
Cody: How'd you get in our house?
Andrew: There was a key under the mat.
* fat black guy walks out*
Marvin: YO DAWG, I REALLY JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BAFFROOM.
Cody: Holy Shit.
Andrew: I'm sorry, there was a few people in...
Cody: Don't apologize to me
May 26th
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April 2012
32 posts
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ONN. LOVE YOU ALL.
Apr 25th
Apr 21st
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what if cody or alli or tommy dropped ceramic...
codysimpson-is-my-everything: simpsoncanada: cody-is-our-paradise: TRAGEDY OMFG I WOULD ACTUALLY CRY OMG OUR LIVES WOULD BE FOREVER RUINED
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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omg so I just searched the history on my little...
Apr 16th
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I sometimes forget that the boys are all now...
i-malik-you: onedirection-pleasegetnaked: I mean come on… I will Reblog this EVERY time it’s on my blog.
Apr 16th
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Apr 10th
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Listenwildd-and-free: morrisoutswagsyou: Cody...
Apr 9th
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How many Directioners are there on tumblr? Reblog...
smileforpayne: thatonethiing: x VAS HAPPENIN? i private concert costs about 30.000 dollar. when everyone of us is going to pay a few dollars we can actually hear them. AND ONLY TRUE DIRECTIONERS! Only a few more and we’d only have to pay $1 each. Just sayin’.
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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marry, fuck, kill. send me 3 names
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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sometimes when I'm alone, I blast Evenings in...
Apr 9th
Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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my childhood.
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
Apr 3rd
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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wait who was best Aussie superstar..
Apr 1st
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OMFG HE DID SO GOOD OMDFGDFGD
Apr 1st
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WHOOOO CODY I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCHH
Apr 1st
mystery celebrity should be Cody Simpson..
Apr 1st
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malikmyvagina: i wonder if zayn would throw a bitch fit if he gets slimed. and be like “HOW FUCKING DARE YOU GET THAT SHIT ON THIS TOP. THIS. IS. GUCCI.”
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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eatingcarrotswithcody: selena’s probs like “LOL BITCHES. I’M WITH DISNEY BUT I WON A NICKELODEON BLIMP. I CAN DO ANYTHING. LAWLZ.”
Apr 1st
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