- Cody: What the hell are you doin'?
- Cody: Why are you stealing our tree?
- Cody: dude that's our tree
- Andrew: no it's not, i got this from down the street, someone must've had an early christmas
- Cody: I KNOW WHAT MY FRICKIN' CHRISTMAS TREE LOOKS LIKE
- Cody: look the snowman is on the top of the tree !
- Cody: We bought those ornaments dude
- Cody: You're full of bs dude
- Cody: What are you trying to do?
- Cody: Holy Shit.
- Cody: dude all our guitars and everything
- Andrew: I just took a few things. I'm a single parent. My kids aren't gonna have a Christmas.
- Cody: How'd you get in our house?
- Andrew: There was a key under the mat.
- * fat black guy walks out*
- Marvin: YO DAWG, I REALLY JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BAFFROOM.
- Cody: Holy Shit.
- Andrew: I'm sorry, there was a few people in...
- Cody: Don't apologize to me
(Source: its-gold-coasts-finest-baby, via dontyoucallhimback)
